Thursday, August 11, 2005 @ 11:40 PM
title : evil sits behind me ( office)
rated: PG no.. its RA.
totally not biblical, pls avoid reading it if you find it offensive.
was hopping mad! furious!filled with rage to the fullest that i seriously felt sick n lost my appetite for lunch. thanks to schizo-h.
left my workstation, get water, came back table lights went off. puzzled, i thought the cleaner accidentally disabled some switch while vacuuming. next i noticed my computer went dead as well. shocked, absolutley shocked and puzzled. i switch on and off but no electricity seems to revive my computer and lightings.
as usual we talked loud enough and farah sourced for maintenance helpline for me. maintenance sent the technician. he did he stuff while i was busy calculating and while he traced the wire.. he traced and traced till he reached schizo-h workstation.
*tick/clack* sound and there was light! he said something like the thing switched off and i repeated oh it was off?? to shock to properly analyse and asked someone switched it off???
dun tell me it was an accident. yeah her toes wriggled and hit those buttons, not one but 2 and it was mine!!! MINE!! what great sense of accuracy she got huh? she obviously heard me saying my lights disappeared and stuff.
raving mad sharon stomped off to gather people for discussion. a bunch of investigators made up of farah, elliot and jasmine came over and yes the victim sharon.
IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT! and i dunno why she chose me! i avoided all eye contact and i try to force a smile whenever our eyes met. See she said i stared at her? just because she think her chair was being tampered with and she has the authority to set me up? NO SHAME!
i banged the table, took pen knife ( w/o the knife revealin) and stabbed the paper till they kept the pen knife from me.
i will not confront schizo-h cos she probably accuse me of accusing her. heh old trick. just one more time such "accident" happen to me i promise I PROMISEEE i will burn yr assessments and pour worms you see in FEAR FACTOR into your umbrella!!!!!!
meanwhile it is always good to brainstorm of 101 ways to get back to a schizo colleague.
a meaninful lesson learnt hmm well more like a recapped of what my pri sch chinese teacher :
never never laugh at those stupid stunts performed by the naughty student. cos it simply spread the msg of approval and YES i'm recognised so i gonna do that more often. -evil laughter roars-
to dearest schizo-h, save it, i wun even give u a chance to whisper the slightest gossip becos if that happens again i gonna stomp off and complain to the manager STRAIGHT AWAY!
BTW you spell DESPICABLE.
